Take me home to early evenings and suburban parties. Take me home to the bands I used to enjoy at my favourite bar when I was 21. Take me home to a place where my dog can roam free with no leash. This beer is fire brewed like the campfires we used to sit around …
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Pabst Blue Ribbon 5.9%
It’s for if you really like beer but also want to get blackout drunk. Let’s be honest, you don’t care what it tastes like. It tastes like you’re 25, living in a college residence trying to get with 18 year old girls. They sell it at your favourite shitty bar. You don’t want to drink …
Grolsch Premium Lager
This beer is for real men. If you like to go to the bar and fight then this is your beer. You love this beer if you dropped out of high school but make $500,000 a year at your tech startup company. This shit is fucking canned in Holland. They put all these cans on …
Sleeman Honey Brown Lager
You should drink this beer if you hate your mother-in-law. Have you ever been in the woods with real men? In a hot sweaty forest? And you think to yourself, “man, I could go for a deep, slightly roasted honey flavour, cold, round and smooth?” You probably drink this beer if you’re paying a mortgage …
Welcome to Dad’s Beer Review
I will fearlessly lead and father you through the world of beers available at The Beer Store. The Beer Review Oath: I, Dad, do solemnly and sincerely swear that I shall be a true and faithful servant to all Beers, Beer Lovers, Brewmasters, and Alcoholics, as a member of Dad’s Beer Review. I will in …